Q. Where you going?

I’m a Northern Brewer.

Q. Willamette’s win the

pennant this Beer?

A. No. I don’t think they will

ever Weizen up. But the

Milwaukee Brewers have a

chance.

Q. What about the Los

Angeles Lagers?

A. They need better Pitchers.

Q. The Chicago Pubs didn’t

spend much money on

Fermentable talent this Beer.

Do you think they’re being

too Fuggle?

A. Yes. They have a real

SAAZ-ZY owner.

Q. What’s his name again?

A. Kent Goldings.

Q. Didn’t he go to college?

A. Yes. He received an I.P.A.

in Frothology.

Q. Isn’t he the one who Malts

with a limp and uses a

Racking Cane?

A. Yeah, and it has a

Perle handle.

Q. What was his first job?

Do you remember?

A. Yeah, he was a Porter.

Q. Must have been hard?

A. He was Stout at heart.

Q. Where do you want to

travel to?

A. Lake Mead.

Q. Isn’t it Hop in Nevada?

A. Yes, but it’s a Dry Hop.

Q. I know it’s getting close

to leaving in your Car. Boy,

but aren’t you going to the doctor?

A. Yes. I need to get rid of

my Worts. The last time I