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Little Headlines from the Monthly Mash
Submitted by Joe Urcioli German Tourist In McDonalds: A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, "They don't serve beer here, you moron!" The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to chuckle. "And what's so funny?" the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You came here for the food!"
FOR SALE OR TRADE Joe Sutton asked me to ask all of you that he has a ball-lock keg, in perfect condition, new gaskets, etc. that he wants to trade for a pin-lock keg. He also has the ball-lock inlet and outlet fittings to go with it. If no trade, then He'll sell the keg and the fittings for $25.00.
BEER JOKE Believe it or not my wife sent me this joke. Oh well, she knows I’m not Canadian. A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
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